soo all you keep saying you like my funny stories well i have nother few for you!!
soo to start off i am the DONG GIRL lol .. well this is what i have been calling my self lol and i also aske every oen where is my DONG... i had no idea what i was saying lol as every one started to laugh when i was asking.. i was like what finaly some one came up to me and was like michaela its the BONG... not the DONG... lol i couldnt believe it and still i am calling it the DONG.. i donno why i got this in my head but it my DONG DA DONG DONG DONG ha ha ha ... so this isnt the end of thsi story oh no so the first morning i go to ring my DONG ... i hold it horizontel and take the wooden handle/drum and bang it as hard as i could omg there i go again.. lol sorry it just comes out wrong ha ha ha .. so i hammer the dong and it ssounds not like a dong ive heard before this sounds like pots and pans clashing !! one girl comes running up behind me oh wiat i have to explain this DONG is to wake every one up at 7am in the morning for yoga!! not mentioning all these people have already been introduced to me as i am the girl who ran out naked cuz aunts invaded her room not a good start.. any ways a girl runs up to me and says MICHAELA!!! STOP!! you have to hold it palm facing up and bowel in palm the dong it on the top of the bowel. . . well that was better as i walked all the way down to each hut ringing my dong ... when ever one came up though for yoga they asked what was that this morning lol.. and to top it all off menlha has a house on the top of the mountian and i woke her up with the wrong sounding DONG!! she was like omg we have to give you a lession ha ha ha .. thank god though they havent taken it away from me yet.. ha ha ha IM STILL DONG GIRL!!
the hippie in me - ok well ive started binging out my dresses !! after i go to the beach i throw on adress as i get out of the shower well ... its hot and under garments are not worn here .. its about freedom bby!! anyways my dresses are long as i am short!! no question about that ans they dragg ... well i was going to the dinning hall i felt some thing crawling up my inner legg .. this was not good... i actauly ended up catching i fly some how up my dress !! who would ever thing as i got to the hall i lifted my dress and the fly flew out !! i thought i was being stelth but nope a boy caught it !! all in action and i gotts say that was imberissing!!
so his monring i slept in ! not a good thing when you are DONG girl so i just ran out of bed in a flowing pair of shorts and top.. i rang my dong and had my shake .. i for got to change for yoga or i ran out of time any how i end up doing yoga in my loose shorts and no under garments well i made it thorugh i though the yoga with out flashing any one untill... she says ok class every one lye on your backs and shoulder blades and lift you legs as high as you can in the air if this is hard you can use your hands o hold you up! well i used my hands to hold up my shorts.. untill the instructor came over and moved my hands to hold me up better she got a full on whight ass shot lol... she said sorry and walked away but the ppl beside me were laughing as we all knew it was going to happen !! oh man when am i going to learn!!
ok well time for me to go
xo x M
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